Lets Face it: Hank will never change his wimpy ways. Somebody just needs to explain that to Hank's father. You see, Stanley Zipzer acutally thinks he can get his son to toughen up, and he enlists Hank in organized sports and other "manly" endeavors. Of course, hank is easily able to sidestep his father's efforts to change him. But when Hank's dad threatens to send him to military academy, Hank realizes he has to shape up... or get shipped out.